Food review: Pierre Buffalo Style Wings Hot & Spicy Seasoned Chicken Wing Sections

First off: I got these from the vending machine that replaced actual food here at work. I got them mostly on a dare, but the packaging gave me hope they could be good.

That said: You know how people say everything tastes like chicken. This was the opposite of that. The four "sections" in the box sort of didn't taste like chicken. And there wasn't enough Buffalo style sauce to hide it.

And I know you should never trust a picture, especially on plastic bag of frozen food, but what come out of the microwave was scary. Anyone who has "meat" issues would have stopped on site alone. You know how raw chicken, especially the legs and thighs, has that pimply skin that kinda looks like a scrotum? Well, this was that, only partially dyed orange. Me, I'm dumb like that and tasted them anyway.

The plusses: Zero grams of trans fat.
Only one minute in the microwave.
It's been inspected by the U.S.D.A.

Minusses: Everything else.

Overall grade: F if you actually like food. If you eat from a vending machine, it's probably a C.